Chapter 13: Caution
“We're going to jail!”, Leon shouted. “We're
soooo going to jail!!”
“Calm the fuck down, you idiot! We're not going anywhere!”
“But we killed him! We killed the guy, orange!! And now the cops are onto us! I don't want to go to jail, I haven't even had my first kiss yet!!”
“Will you kids
shut it!?”, Joey groaned.
He stood up quietly, rubbing his forehead. Leon sighed in relief.
“We thought we killed you!”
“Ah, you didn't! But I nearly died from shock there!”
He dusted himself off, unable to take his eyes off the freshly-revealed Golden Condor. The mere sight of the beast has been enough to make him pass out, so much that Leon freaked out about how they killed him somehow. Luckily, he seemed to get better now.
“I can't believe it!”, he exclaimed. “I go in expecting a car, and you bring me a flipping pájaro dorado! What is this!? What- how-!?”
“It's a long story.”, Tina cut in, feeling the long chain of explanations she didn't want to give. “Let's just say it's a needed piece for the quest we're taking.”
“That's how we got here! Pretty nifty, huh?”
“How the fuck. How in the
fuck did you get this thing!?”
“Again, very long story.”
Joey approached the bird, mouth agape and eyes wide. It was obvious that he's never seen anything like this before, and was maybe thinking he was dreaming. He touched to the foot of the Condor, and warm metal assured him that indeed, this was all real.
“I can't believe it...”, he repeated, completely dazed. “A great golden bird…all my life I kept useless junk, and these kids bring me a frigging great golden bird...”
He caressed it like it was the greatest of treasures, his hand scrubbing off dirt from the Condor's shiny husk.
“How...how in the world can that be happening? Where did you find it? And- don't tell me it can fly!?”
“It can. But...not very well. We thought that maybe you'd know how to repair it.”
“Repair it!?”, Joey exclaimed with a nervous smile. “Kid, have you
seen this thing? Do I look like I know what it's made of, or how it runs?”
“Well, you're a mechanic, right? You know vehicles!”
“I don't know fucking golden planes! I can work on cars or trucks, but the biggest thing I've ever done is an eighteen-wheeler! Not a motherfucking plane!!”
“Wow, mom would definitely kill you if she heard you speak like that.”, Leon chuckled.
Joey sent him a dark glare that made Leon shudder.
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Read la suite ici
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23790 ... s/57701548
and yes joey is a himbo.